
1.10.03 - Nope not two hawks circling in the sky one & a windshield speck.
1.12.03 - When I tell her the sauce on breakfast eggs is pesto she says: Bismol?
1.14.03 - Peaches! she said after shopping, not: I like nectarines and bitches.
1.23.03 - Mom's advice translated poorly: The stars incline but they do not force.
1.26.03 - Aside from the potential poisoning did you enjoy dinner?
1.30.03 - @ the library Blunck warns: I wouldn't bring up the morning penis.
2.01.03 - 1st Israeli astronaut immolates over Palestine, Texas.
2.20.03 - Sherry Marx reports of the peace protestor who broke a man's nose.
2.22.03 - Raphael says why didn't they just take off the S make it Laughter?
2.28.03 - Tonight Doreen Mitchum said: D.C.'s Hollywood for ugly people.
3.08.03 - At the Supermall: Hey check it out Ozzy Osbourne Lego People!
3.21.03 - Ground TOTALLY pink from fallen blossoms except for piles of dog shit.
4.01.03 - P.O.W. freed her home town in West Virginia Palestine.
4.07.03 - Found in Iraq: WEAPONS of MASS DESTRUCTION or maybe pesticides.
4.09.03 - Maintenance man leaves a note says: ...can't fix your faucet its threads are striped.
4.10.03 - Geof tells us after the marathon he went home to service the dog.
4.17.03 - MAYFLY MIGRATION headed upStuck Barbara says: Don't open your mouth!
4.23.03 - Soldier from Georgia tried to smuggle Iraqi gold-plated AK-47.
4.24.03 - On the next day three red-tailed hawks circle above the murder scene.
4.30.03 - Wednesday's last April wind liberates innumerable white blossoms.
6.03.03 - Arkansas women dies leaping through her sun roof a mistaken rapture.
6.03.03 - A man dressed as Jesus loses twelve helium-filled blowup sex dolls.
6.09.03 - Is it Breakfast of Champions or Bodhisattva of Compassion.
6.14.03 - Is it an Australian kiss when graffiti says: Kiss Me Down Under?
6.20.03 - Not stars in your eyes ritual mustard seeds thrown by Christopher.
6.26.03 - Nude on the beach viewing the nude women while sand fleas eat my feet.
6.28.03 - She shoots me in the ear I shoot her in the eye our June waterfight.
7.03.03 - Fireworks stand don't sell W.M.D.'s - Brian says: Try the tribe.
7.17.03 - My binoculars scan the coastal mountains then WHOA! A GIANT EAR!
7.17.03 - Custom restrictions! Good thing we've no embryos or animal semen.
7.17.03 - Mountains receding from the ferry! Rebecca looks & overboard spits.
7.21.03 - NO! those aren't shit stains on my journal just remnants of dried plum.
7.23.03 - We hit a little bump in the driveway Ma says: Ow Pinga Jesus!
7.26.03 - Shape of trees that overhang the boulevard bent by path of trucks.
8.09.03 - Stop sign on Wilson west of Kedzie someone put sticker says: BREEDING.
8.16.03 - Powwow elders lead the Kaya dance - their grandsons wear football jerseys.
9.03.03 - Pro-life murderer Paul Hill today executed in Florida.
9.20.03 - Last guys @ this campsite liked Corona tuna and Chef Boyardee.
9.21.03 - A south gust jars loose a sunlit strand of spider web and summer is gone.
9.21.03 - Blizzard of firewood seeds r i s i n g into thin blue September sky.
9.22.03 - Holly Patterson took RU 486 and aborted herself.
9.30.03 - Watch you walk after stolen noon kisses - no one sees me adjust myself.
10.02.03 - Slaughter man w/ a white cowboy hat in his holster - a black celphone.
10.07.03 - He covered his hard hat with stars & stripes stickers & one from Hooters.
10.14.03 - w/ my middle finger feel your pulse on your g spot or is it mine?
10.27.03 - We play ding-dong-ditch on the Russians w/ our cock-eyed Jack-O-Lantern.
11.09.03 - So where does that leave us? I don't know - her eyes water/cat's lapping gets loud.
11.12.03 - Here's to the white Christian van won't stop for pedestrians - brown splash of warm chai.
11.17.03 - Our Jack-O-Lanterns were like two old men dying in a splash of guts.
11.22.03 - w/ serious faces they all wait outside the hospital & smoke.
11.22.03 - Almost as loud as next-door neighbor's rap - whistling of Pop's hearing aid.
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